Todays The Day

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Todays The Day

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I got home and the door was locked
Then I tried to ring the bell
I found the little bitti note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the balls and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me aagain and I thought I'd died
Took my clothes, set em on fire
Hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
Then she kicked me in the crutch again
Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her, but she didn't care
Things weren't what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nuts would soon be steamed
I tried to run scream for help
She hit me in the nuts with the rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt I thank god I wasn't wearing a kilt
She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once then she missed my head
She ran back swung it again then she hit me in the twins again
Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend
yeah todays that awfull day when my balls won't be the same
Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend

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